We found a farking huge drain that runs all the way to Juneau! It seems to be a secret CIA project from the 1960s, since it connects with some kind of underground command center containing old computers and missile controls
 
 
 

The main Control system in the secret Bunker:
 

Look at all the cool stuff we were able to steal!
 
 
 
 
 
 

Another picture of the drain, where it continues past the bunker, we used our top secret amphibious Drain Exploring Vehicle to quicly travel the entire 100 mile length of the monster drain
 

Our special all purpose Drain Exploration Vehicle
 
 
 

We scared the hell out of these people when we popped out of the drain in Juneau
 
 

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April Fools!
 

If you believed any of that crap you're ready for the nuthouse
 
 

Begone, Fools!